I used to work for Tesla so I know very well how they drive. Fast but soul-less golf cartsIgnore the tag lines, and your concerns, just go drive a Tesla. You won't be disappointed.
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Not saying this is you, but in my observation the people who chirp most about Teslas being "fun to drive" are folks who were never car enthusiasts to begin with. They used to drive Toyota/Lexus-type vehicles and are more passionate about software. Those of us used to BMW's E-chassis and M division models, AMGs, Porsches, etc. know better. Any car can be fast, we see 2 ton SUVs putting down sub 4-second 0-60. Doesn't make them engaging driver's cars.