Great, got 'em. Thanks everyone.
I'd never actually used Rockauto before. What an absolutely bizarre webpage, but I kind of enjoy its simplicity.
Full Brake Job Reading Material (Giulia/Stelvio 2.0T):
1. Enter Brake Service Mode via Infotainment system. This retracts the Parking brake.
2. Pull negative battery cable (quick disconnect), place towel over trunk latch to prevent accidental closing.
3. Do brake job.
4. PUMP BRAKES! This is important. If you don't do this prior to connecting the battery, the system will see a fluid loss the first time you push the brake pedal and will throw codes and be difficult.
5. Reconnect battery.
6. Turn on car, do not start. Brake Service mode should exit, if it doesn't just toggle the Parking brake a couple of times.
7. Start car.
8. Turn steering wheel all the way from lock to lock (all the way right, pause a second, then all the way left and pause again.) Set the wheel back to center.
9. Turn off car and wait for it to completely shut down (~30 seconds), start up again.
10. Warning lights should go away, if not repeat previous step.
11. Follow proper brake pad/rotor bedding procedure for your brake pads. (Standard ceramic daily driving pads are usually good to go with normal driving, but check first)
Bleeding, for 2.0T, goes like this.
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Bleed brakes in this order: FL-inner, FL-outer, FR-inner, FR-outer, RR, RL